I wish that I could be like the cool kids, ‘Cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in.
Cleaning my room be like
The first words out of your mouth are two brothers.
Two brothers drive across America in a kickass car and fight monsters.
Two brothers go on a search for their father and hunt evil things.
Two brothers stop the apocalypse and save the world.
Two brothers, saving people, hunting things.
Two brothers — and the rest is all extra.
*me coming down stairs*
mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-
I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit
I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???
How is my smile not professional???
Let’s try round 2.
I’m very confused. I must inquire further.
LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE